Showing posts with label tea tantrums. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tea tantrums. Show all posts

Thursday, November 5, 2009

AUDIO- G. Gordon Liddy’s producer: Around ‘a million’ attended Tea Bagger rally

By GottaLaff

This is hilariously pathetic:

On G. Gordon Liddy’s radio show today, producer Franklin Raff, who was on the ground at the rally, told guest host Joseph Farah that the crowd is “just as big or bigger than” the 9/12 rally, which Raff estimated “at about a million.”



Here's an aerial photo of today's Million Anti-Semite March... and yes, Corporate ScumBaggers, there are these newfangled things called "photos" that document events in pictures:

http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/JenkinsRally.jpg
Capitol Hill police told NBC’s Luke Russert that the crowd was about 4,000. At around 2 PM eastern time, Rep. Lynn Jenkins (R-KS) posted an aerial picture of the crowd on her TwitPic page, clearly showing a crowd far, far smaller than “a million”.
Busted.

Monday, October 12, 2009

45,000 people a year dying from no healthcare, but they protest "indoctrination"

By GottaLaff



Maybe the protesters, who apparently thought opposing President Obama's school speech was vital to our nation's well-being, got more health benefits from marching against that than from raising their demented voices against Big Insurance.

Via my Twitter pal Will Bunch:
BURLINGTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. - About 70 protesters let their voices be heard outside a school in New Jersey where students sang praise of President Barack Obama.

Members of anti-tax Tea Party groups and others joined outside B. Bernice Young School in Burlington Township Monday to denounce what they believe was political indoctrination of students.

The school began getting attention from conservative commentators last month after a video surfaced of a group of second-graders singing a song that praised Obama last school year.

Protesters sang patriotic anthems and chanted slogans such as "Free children, free minds" and called for the principal to be reassigned.
Not only is this one of the stupidest protests imaginable, but, well, timing is everything. This manufactured controversy is so, like, a zillion superfluous Tea Tantrums ago.

Monday, August 3, 2009

VIDEO: Teabaggers Scream Pledge Of Allegiance At Sen. Carl Levin

By GottaLaff

The Tea Tantrumers caught sight of Carl Levin, far, far away, and felt the need to pledge allegiance to the American flag:



If I were to catch sight of certain Rushpublics far, far away, I would be thrilled that they are far, far away and ignore them.

When I catch sight of of certain Rushpublics on the Tee Vee Machine, I scream obscenities or turn the channel.

When I catch sight of Democrats, I'll let you know. I've never seen any of the well-known ones in person.

When I catch sight of the American flag, I recite the Pledge of Allegiance when it is appropriate to do so.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

VIDEO: VA GOP Candidate: We May Have To "Resort To The Bullet Box"

By GottaLaff

Transcript of Tea Tantrumer Crabill, who makes Sarah the Quitter look nearly sane:

Resolutions passed at the 2009 state convention, resolution number seven in recognition of the tea parties.

Whereas citizens of the United States of American have begun to recognize the destructive nature of the Democrat administration, and the Democrat congress’ taxing and spending and borrowing policies; Whereas under the first amendment of the United States Constitution citizens have taken upon themselves the task of organizing and attending the tea party protests; Whereas the ideals expressed in the Virginia Republican creed reflect the ideals, goals, and spirt of these tea parties.

[snip]

"If war is inevitable, then let it come. I repeat, sir, let it come."

We have a chance to fight this battle at the ballot box, before we have to resort to the bullet box. But that is the beauty of our second amendment right. I am glad all of us enjoy our firearms for hunting, but make no mistake, that was not the intent of the Founding Fathers. Our second amendment right was to guard against tyranny.




Oh my. Oh dear and oh my:
Crabill, who proclaims on her campaign website that "America was founded by right-wing extremists," has already drawn fire for her controversial views. Among other things, she believes the U.S. government played a role in the Oklahoma City Bombing.

But the DHS report was so offensive and gasp-inducing that Janet Napolitano felt compelled to apologize:
"I think it is important for all of us to remember that Americans are not the enemy. The terrorists are," the American Legion's national commander, David K. Rehbein, said in a letter to Napolitano.
With friends like Crabill...

If we're lucky, she'll join forces with Michele Bachmann. Bachmann/Crabill 2012! And that's only because Sarah the Quitter is too busy making money to get on the ticket. And even if she did, she'd drop out before the race was over.

H/t: Cody

Saturday, April 18, 2009

The Full Ginsburg definition of "tea party"

By GottaLaff

http://taxdayteaparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/eureka-california.jpeg
Drum roll:
Tea Party • \TEE-PAR-tee\ • noun

a) a “spontaneous” “grass-roots” event to protest against a lot of things, and for some other junk, maybe.

b) a slang term utilized in a situation where there is a conspicuous lack of minorities.

ie. “Huh. So it looks like this dodgeball league’s a real Tea Party.”
Allow me to add an entry of my own:

Tea Tantrum • \TEE-tan-trum\ • noun
a) something the dodgeball moms throw on a regular basis in order to show off their handcrafted hats and signs.

b) an event at which Fixed Noise hosts promote/appear/practice deception while claiming to be news reporters

ie. "There are 5,000 25,000 millions of Tea Tantrums that sprang up in taxpayer-funded parks, sponsored by no right wingers whatsoever, so that we could try to legitimize it a populist uprising by July 4."

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