Obama Meets Privately With The Dead

By GottaLaff

No, not the dead... The Dead. Yep, that "The Dead":

The surviving (and formerly feuding) members of the Grateful Dead had a secret impromptu meeting Monday evening with the man they credit with reuniting them: President Obama. [...]

They didn't talk music as much as they did history -- the history of the Oval Office, and the president's desk.

Apparently the band was quite taken with how tidy the president keeps his desk. And how down-to-earth he seemed, according a source who was there.

Down-to-earth, indeed. That's a big part of his (and Michelle's) appeal. That and his tidiness, of course.