$845

By GottaLaff

I think even I could raise this much. In fact, Paddy and I have raised about this much during one of our week-long fundraisers. It took Burris a whole quarter:

Sen. Roland Burris (D-IL) reported raising just $845 during the first quarter of the year and had $111,032 in debts from defending himself in ongoing ethics and perjury probes, the Chicago Tribune reports.