By GottaLaff

Texas Secede!

For an independent Texas Republic

www.TexasSecede.org

Commenter Babzter found this fun, informative little site for us. New! Improved! Fun for the whole family!

Texas Secession Facts

• Doesn't the Texas Constitution reserve the right of Texas to secede?
• Didn’t the outcome of the “Civil War” prove secession is not an option for any State?
• Didn’t the U.S. Supreme Court in Texas v. White prove secession is unconstitutional?
• Is Texas really ripe for a secession movement?
• How would Texas—and Texans—benefit from secession?
• Are there any organized efforts to promote a Texas secession?
• Why exactly are y'all selling this stuff?

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