By GottaLaff
What's in store for us today from
TBPNTOTV!!!*? Why, they'll dissect "the week in politics" like nobody's business. Today's nobody's businessmen/women are Gloria Borger, Bill "
MadCap" Schneider, and Joe Johns. They're all "senior political analysts", so they know stuff we couldn't
possibly know.
But first, a word from "no bias, no bull, no objectivity" Campbell Brown
Senor! What a Sunday taste treat! But wait! Uh oh! She's going to continue her
tirade about Obama's needling a reporter for a question he asked about the president-elect's pre-election remarks about Hillary Clinton.
Wolf Blitzer is giving her yet another soap box on which to chastise Obama over his "dismissiveness". Wolf is emphasizing the "tension" between Obama and Hilz, and defending Bias-Free Brown's relentless criticism. Let's just beat this one to death, okay, CNN? Okay.
Now, on to
TBPNTOTV!!!Wolf: The Big 3.Gloria: They'll hold their noses and do something. Given the unemployment numbers, they say you can't let them fail.
MadCap: They're putting off government supervision until Obama's in. They're punting.
Wolf: [plays clip of Barney Frank saying Obama should be assertive] Is Obama doing enough?Joe: It's a thin line. There's a fluid situation, with his not being able to convince members of Congress when you're not in power. And what if he steps in and fails? Remember McCain's big rush to Washington with his rescue plan?
Gloria: He intends to start on Day One. He's getting a consensus, even with conservatives. Barney Frank is looking for help.
Wolf: Why is the government spending billions to bail out these financial institutions, the public asks, but not the Big 3, pillars of manufacturing jobs?MadCap: They don't like the word bailout, or rescue... They're bailing out big business, but the people who need help are those in foreclosure.
Joe: The Big 3 has a serious P.R. problem.
Gloria: The Big 3 guys were apologetic, but, people want mortgage relief, too. They can't just bail out Wall St. and the Big 3.
Wolf: There are huge unemployment numbers. Joe: It's stunning. But Obama is looking to try to save or restore 2.5 million jobs. His economic team must have accounted for that 2.5 million number in lost jobs, so his rescue is really [compensation for about the same number of jobs lost].
Wolf:
Caroline Kennedy for N.Y. Senator is in the cards.MadCap: Family members support this, Ted Kennedy is encouraging it, making calls. But she has to run in 2010n and 2012. I pity anyone who runs against her.
Gloria: This is the Kennedy who was private, raising kids. She's now stepping into the public arena. She and Obama have become friends. There's a legacy there, it was Robert Kennedy's seat.
MadCap: She wants to become part of the Obama [unintelligible]...
Joe: It will make Gov. Paterson popular. Caroline Kennedy has the power to raise the money it takes.
Wolf: Louisana... Jefferson is out. History was made, he lost to a Vietnamese American, moderate Republican, Ahn Cao.MadCap: Republicans are happy. They have a Republican governor, Indian-American Bobby Jindal, and now this. And they carried Georgia too.
Gloria: Ethics problems, people don't have time for them any more.
Joe: Dems knew Jefferson was a problem. The turnout was small. 15% of African Americans voted Republican.
OVPICYMIS!!!**
re: Auto industryBarack Obama: We have to provide the Big 3 with assistance, but conditioned on them making significant adjustments, restructure. Everyone has to. They don't have a sustainable business model now.
Chris Dodd: So many businesses are related to the auto industry. None of us like this, we're furious, but there's more at stake than Detroit.
Richard Shelby: This was 30 years in the making. They've got to compete, and they can't today.
Gettelfinger, President of the UAW: We need to shore up the industry with this emergency bridge loan; it's not a bailout. It's good for rural America...
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