Pray For Rush Limbaugh!

By GottaLaff



Oh how I love it when Babzter fowards me these e-mails. They bring a smile to my face, warmth to my heart, and evil laughter from deep within:

A message to all members of Team Sarah

Team,

I come to you this evening with serious news about a great American who needs our prayers.

Rush Limbaigh, champion of values such as life, liberty, and the free market, was rushed to the hospital in Hawaii this evening and, according to reports, may be in "serious" condition.

Appranetly, pramedics were called when Rush complained of chest pains and he has been taken to an area hospital.

Members of Team Sarah in the Rush Limbaugh Fans for Sarah Group are following this and you can visit their group to learn more or to offer your own thoughts.

May God be with Ruish Limbaugh and his friends and family, and at this critical hour when voices such as his are refreshing and badly needed, may God be with his fans and the nation.

May Rush recover quickly,

Bill Collier
Team sarah Governace

PS we will be monitering this story and will, hopefully, be sending you and update when we learn that Rush is recovering.

Thank the lordy that Bill is "monitering" this story! For a minute there, I thought nobody cared.

Oh wait. Nobody does.

By the way.. what do "appranetly", "pramedics", and "Governace" mean? Who is this "Ruish" they speak of? And why doesn't "sarah" deserve to get her very own capital S? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Now back to watching Rachel Maddow, who IMHO, is so much more "refreshing" than Ruish.

H/t: Babzter

"A message to all members of Team Sarah: A Declaration of Freedom"

By GottaLaff

Team Sarah is such a caution. Every time they come around, I have to reach for one of my many scented hankies to dab away tears of laughter.

Now they've gone and sent an e-mail to one of our readers with the subject line "declaration of freedom", and, well, where's my favorite lavender-scented kerchief? Although I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry:

From: Team Sarah <mail@teamsarah.org>
Reply-To: <do-not-reply@teamsarah.org>
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:44:01 +0000 (GMT)
Subject: A Declaration of Freedom

Hello Team!

Our own Marjorie Danennfelser, (Co-founder of Team Sarah) as well as more than 150 other leaders and clergy, has signed what is called “The Manhattan Declaration”, a Declaration that is best summed up in the last paragraph:

"Because we honor justice and the common good, we will not comply with any edict that purports to compel our institutions to participate in abortions, embryo-destructive research, assisted suicide and euthanasia, or any other anti-life act; nor will we bend to any rule purporting to force us to bless immoral sexual partnerships, treat them as marriages or the equivalent, or refrain from proclaiming the truth, as we know it, about morality and immorality and marriage and the family.

We will fully and ungrudgingly render to Caesar what is Caesar's. But under no circumstances will we render to Caesar what is God's." If you want to sign your name to this declaration here is the link [...]

God Bless, Bill Collier

Hello Team! Wow! It's exclamation point time! And guess what! The suggestions in your e-mail! Unconstitutional!

The U.S. Constitution says that abortion is legal! And that everyone is equal under the law! Yes, that's right! The law! That's the binding custom and practice that governs us and keeps us in line so we don't do bad things! Like kill people! And incite violence!

Guess what else! God didn't write the U.S. Constitution! Men did! Men we call our founding fathers! For a reason!

And if you are anti anti-life acts, don't forget about capitol punishment! And war! And assassinating physicians who legally perform abortions! Now that's immoral!

So immoral it deserves an extra !

Thank you!

Now go back to that hole of an insane asylum you call Team Sarah and read the Constitution! Then obey it! Or leave!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

H/t: Babzter

Team Sarah plans capitol "Phone Blast"... on a government holiday

By GottaLaff

This e-mail was just forwarded to me by one of my "spies". Bwahahahaa!

Why am I laughing? Well, first of all, because the senders are one of the best collective jokes around, as is their goddess, Barbie McLipSchmutz.

But let's not overlook the message. This is a call to action! Get out there and ring up those reps! And when you do, make sure you pull off that Big Effective Shock and Awe "Phone Blast"... on a holiday... when the offices will be closed (click on "play"):

Perfect.

A message to all members of Team Sarah

Team,

The next few days are CRITICAL in deciding how our health care system will be structured. If you’re upset by what has been proposed, NOW is the time to join us on the Team Sarah Health Care Bill Review Board:

http://www.teamsarah.org/group/healthcarebillreviewboard

We’re asking for YOUR HELP with the following:

(1) Reading a 15-20 page section of the upcoming version of the health care bill that will be released and providing a review of it for the group
(2) Blogging about the group’s findings
(3) Twittering about the group’s findings
(4) Participating in a site-wide PHONE BANK BLAST before Tuesday’s vote

If you have your own outside BLOG and want to blog about the group’s findings, be sure to join the Team Sarah Health Care Review Board!

NOTE: The Phone Bank Blast – Mon., Oct. 12th, 2009 - 2:00pm to 3:00pm EDT

Light up the phone lines before Tuesday’s vote by the Senate Finance Committee!

Call the Capitol Switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and let YOUR SENATORS know your thoughts, particularly if they serve on the Finance Committee. Please call ONLY your senators.

Members of the Senate Finance Committee:
Max Baucus (MT), Chuck Grassley (IA), Orrin Hatch (UT), Olympia Snowe (ME), Jon Kyl (AZ), Jim Bunning (KY), Mike Crapo (ID), Pat Roberts (KS), John Ensign (NV), Mike Enzi (WY), John Cornyn (TX), John Rockefeller IV (WV), Kent Conrad (ND), Jeff Bingaman (NM), John Kerry (MA), Blanche Lincoln (AR), Ron Wyden (OR), Charles Schumer (NY), Debbie Stabenow (MI), Maria Cantwell (WA), Bill Nelson (FL), Robert Menendez (NJ), and Thomas Carper (DE).

Be sure to check out the Team Sarah Health Care Bill Review Board: http://www.teamsarah.org/group/healthcarebillreviewboard

Best,
The Tiny Team behind the Team
teamsarahhq@gmail.com

IMAGINE IF..........even just 10% of Team Sarah’s members were able to donate $5, $10 a month toward our community? If you’d like to be a Team Sarah supporter, go to http://teamsarah.kintera.org

Hey Team Sarah, let us know what kind of response you got from the voice mail recordings.

H/t: Babzter

Heighten security! Donate to Team Sarah! Put an end to "devilish" liberal bloggers' "frameup" of Palin!

By GottaLaff

This e-mail was forwarded to me by one of our readers. Good lord. Who are these people? Maybe they should take a gander at this before they invest their hard-earned bucks (those would be the same bucks that nobody has any more) on a donation to Team Sarah.

But, you guys, I mean, oh em gee, we liberals are "so "busted*"! This is "*so* going to blow up in our faces":

A message to all members of Team Sarah

Reply to teamsarah08@gmail.com.

Team,

Happy New Year and let's bring you up to date.

We caught red-handed a conspiracy at an awful site plotting to use dirty tricks to undermine Team Sarah. Their main tactic is to join and then to plant racist, scandalous, and other horrid content, or to tempt innocent members into doing so. Devilish! And then, we suspect, they plan to take their postings to a liberal blogger as "evidence."

In a word, a "frameup."

Well, Bill Collier, with a major assist from TeamSarah member Kelly S, and others, has them so *busted*! Among other things we have over 40 pages of evidence of their planning. This is *so* going to blow up in their faces, totally discrediting any liberal blogger who falls for their scheme. You can read Bill's post on RedState about the plot here: http://www.redstate.com/freedomist/2009/01/02/liberal-conspiracy-to-frame-and-defame-teamsarah-busted/.

Don't just read it! Send it around -- with an invitation to join us here!

We have heightened security, requiring more stringent review of new members, and putting on many extra security measures. More details soon! We will do whatever it takes to maintain the integrity of Team Sarah. This is kind of expensive, so a heartfelt thanks to all those community members who have already used our little red Donate button to send whatever they can easily afford -- whether $5 or $1000, we are so grateful for this support. It Matters! Thank you!

Our hearts are warmed by emails of praise for how hard we are working. And even moreso by this community's lionhearted fortitude in dealing with those who violate our terms of use by quietly reporting an issue (rather than getting into arguments).

The bigger and more powerful Team Sarah grows, the more attacks we can expect. But the stronger we are at repelling them. We are inspired by the courage and grace of Sarah Palin! And by yours.

Emily

Thank you again for any donation you can afford.

Visit Team Sarah at: http://www.teamsarah.org

If only we had their "lionhearted fortitude". Cuz, you know, like, "It Matters!" With a *Capital M*. And *extra* exclamation points!!