"A message to all members of Team Sarah: A Declaration of Freedom"

By GottaLaff

Team Sarah is such a caution. Every time they come around, I have to reach for one of my many scented hankies to dab away tears of laughter.

Now they've gone and sent an e-mail to one of our readers with the subject line "declaration of freedom", and, well, where's my favorite lavender-scented kerchief? Although I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry:

From: Team Sarah <mail@teamsarah.org>
Reply-To: <do-not-reply@teamsarah.org>
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:44:01 +0000 (GMT)
Subject: A Declaration of Freedom

Hello Team!

Our own Marjorie Danennfelser, (Co-founder of Team Sarah) as well as more than 150 other leaders and clergy, has signed what is called “The Manhattan Declaration”, a Declaration that is best summed up in the last paragraph:

"Because we honor justice and the common good, we will not comply with any edict that purports to compel our institutions to participate in abortions, embryo-destructive research, assisted suicide and euthanasia, or any other anti-life act; nor will we bend to any rule purporting to force us to bless immoral sexual partnerships, treat them as marriages or the equivalent, or refrain from proclaiming the truth, as we know it, about morality and immorality and marriage and the family.

We will fully and ungrudgingly render to Caesar what is Caesar's. But under no circumstances will we render to Caesar what is God's." If you want to sign your name to this declaration here is the link [...]

God Bless, Bill Collier

Hello Team! Wow! It's exclamation point time! And guess what! The suggestions in your e-mail! Unconstitutional!

The U.S. Constitution says that abortion is legal! And that everyone is equal under the law! Yes, that's right! The law! That's the binding custom and practice that governs us and keeps us in line so we don't do bad things! Like kill people! And incite violence!

Guess what else! God didn't write the U.S. Constitution! Men did! Men we call our founding fathers! For a reason!

And if you are anti anti-life acts, don't forget about capitol punishment! And war! And assassinating physicians who legally perform abortions! Now that's immoral!

So immoral it deserves an extra !

Thank you!

Now go back to that hole of an insane asylum you call Team Sarah and read the Constitution! Then obey it! Or leave!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

H/t: Babzter