By GottaLaff

The way she quits: So winky.
The way she breaks promises: So blamey.
The way she wears fish waders: So photo-oppy.
The way she panders: So Barbie McLipSchmutzy.
The way she misrepresents herself: So daily...
Last week, while in New York City, Palin dined at Serendipity 3, a restaurant in one of Manhattan’s swankier sections. [...] It’s famous for the "Frrozen Haute Chocolate," a sundae composed of edible gold and 28 different cocoas from across the globe. This treat, which costs $25,000, holds the Guinness world record for most expensive dessert. [...]There now. That should appeal to all those regular folk who Barbie claims to adore pallin' around with, except when she abandons them.
Not only was she in one of the more expensive corners of the Big Apple (a city she promised ‘true’ Americans she would not visit during her book tour, on account of its elites); she was dining at a restaurant where just one item costs more than what many of her supporters will make in a year. Maybe more than twice what some of them will make.
Eating in fancy schmancy elitist restaurants: Priceless.