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Thursday, December 31, 2009

Pray For Rush Limbaugh!

By GottaLaff



Oh how I love it when Babzter fowards me these e-mails. They bring a smile to my face, warmth to my heart, and evil laughter from deep within:

A message to all members of Team Sarah

Team,

I come to you this evening with serious news about a great American who needs our prayers.

Rush Limbaigh, champion of values such as life, liberty, and the free market, was rushed to the hospital in Hawaii this evening and, according to reports, may be in "serious" condition.

Appranetly, pramedics were called when Rush complained of chest pains and he has been taken to an area hospital.

Members of Team Sarah in the Rush Limbaugh Fans for Sarah Group are following this and you can visit their group to learn more or to offer your own thoughts.

May God be with Ruish Limbaugh and his friends and family, and at this critical hour when voices such as his are refreshing and badly needed, may God be with his fans and the nation.

May Rush recover quickly,

Bill Collier
Team sarah Governace

PS we will be monitering this story and will, hopefully, be sending you and update when we learn that Rush is recovering.

Thank the lordy that Bill is "monitering" this story! For a minute there, I thought nobody cared.

Oh wait. Nobody does.

By the way.. what do "appranetly", "pramedics", and "Governace" mean? Who is this "Ruish" they speak of? And why doesn't "sarah" deserve to get her very own capital S? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Now back to watching Rachel Maddow, who IMHO, is so much more "refreshing" than Ruish.

H/t: Babzter

Thursday, June 25, 2009

VIDEO: Mark Sanford Song Parody

By GottaLaff

Because it's been a tough, heartbreaking day, indulge me in a little silly snarkitude:



Lyrics:

She packed my bags last night, pre-flight
Zero hour, 2 AM
But I'm gonna be dead
As a dog by then

I hurt my family
I hurt my wife
And the whole Palmetto State
But me and Jenny, we're tight
Just like Jon & Kate

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till my wife and my boys can look me in the eye
Cuz I'm not the man they think I am no more
Oh no, no more
I'm a horny man
Horny man
Hikin' for my Argentina whore

Yes, I'm a horny man
A lyin' horny man
And I really don't know what I came back for

Cuz I won't get any for a long, long time
And I won't get any for a long, long time
No, I won't get any for a long, long time

H/t: Hippie_Cyndi

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