Ben Nelson reviewing new abortion language

By GottaLaff

Abortion is legal. Making it even more difficult for those who have to make the gut-wrenching decision to get one is turning freedom of choice upside down.

Side effects of "new abortion language" include higher rates of death, higher health care costs, and emotional devastation.

But who cares about that as long as the blastocyst is happy:

Sen. Ben Nelson tells CNN he has received a compromise proposal on abortion restrictions that look "better than what's in the bill," but that he has to review it, and send it back to anti-abortion interest groups in his home state of Nebraska.

How about sending it to the pro-choice groups? And the pro-already alive and trying to get through an emotional trauma groups? And the pro-abiding by existing law groups?

But what do they know? They're not nearly as affected by Nelson's decision as a cluster of cells is.