Department of Palin

By GottaLaff

Earlier I posted the following Miss Personality Disorder quote:

"I think on a national level your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out."

Let's take that statement and extrapolate.

According to Palin: If there are hungry people, let 'em call your Department of Food there. Sick?
Try callin' your Department of Advil. Cold? There's always that toasty Department of Heat.

Need a new wardrobe? Head to your Department of Waders there, too also moreover such as.

Sewage (Production, not disposal)? Notify your Department of Not Joe the Not Plumber.

Unemployment? Ya might try givin' your Department of Quitters a jingle.

Horny? Get assistance at your Department of Abstinence.

Stupid? Your Department of Palin is always right there for ya.