By GottaLaff
Alberto Gonzales, who resigned as the Bush administration’s embattled attorney general nearly two years ago, has lined up a fall-semester teaching spot at Texas Tech University, the university confirmed today.
What's he gonna teach, Amnesia 101?
I hope he remembers to show up for class.
Gonzales [...] will be working in the university’s political science department, teaching a “special topics” course ...
"Special topics": Perfect, since Gonzo is, erm, "special". Continuing...
...on contemporary issues in the executive branch, according to Dora Rodriguez, a senior business assistant in the department.
Again, perfect, since Gonzo most certainly had issues in the executive branch.
He also disputed reports he was having a hard time finding work...
Of course. He was just "between jobs". Continuing...
...saying he’s working as a consultant, giving speeches...
He can speak? Continuing...
...and doing arbitration work as a lawyer. He said then that his dream job would be baseball commissioner.
Once more, perfect, because if there's one thing Gonzo needs is balls.
On second thought, maybe that was one thing he had too much of, to the detriment of our legal system.
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