Laura Bush says IWRC* Palin lacks foreign policy experience

By GottaLaff

Pickles, Pickles, Pickles, what will the hubby say?

First Lady Laura Bush told CNN Wednesday Sarah Palin lacks experience in foreign policy, but quickly added the Alaska governor is "a very quick study."

Asked by CNN's Zain Verjee if she thought Palin's resume included sufficient foreign policy experience, Bush said, "Of course she doesn't have that."

Of course she doesn't. Unless you include IWRC* Palin's handshakes with those many upon many Fancy Schmancy Dignitaries. I'm sure they transmitted Experience Germs when their hands made contact... unless. Unless! Unless IWRC used Purel post-meet-'n'-greet.

Foreign policy experience: Poof! Gone in a disinfected flash.

*"In What Respect, Charlie?"