Gramm-pa commits to deba-- Never mind: McCain's Bottom Line: No Deal = No Debate

By GottaLaff

Left. Right. Black.White. Up. Down. Alice in Blunderland:

A senior campaign official says that McCain will NOT debate -- no matter what -- if Congress hasn't reached an agreement on a bailout package.

The aide said that Obama's refusal to suspend his campaign will have no bearing on McCain's decision to attend the debate.

The aide did not know whether Gov. Palin would attend Oct. 2's vice presidential debate if Congress, by that point, still hasn't reached a deal.

Another aide said: "The VP debate is days off. We're focused on getting a deal and getting to the debate on Friday."

So, ummm... please disregard my last post? And why, again, can't he debate and chew gum at the same time?

And as for IWRC* Palin, why would Deal or No Deal affect her debate in the least? That was rhetorical. We all know the answer to that one. As far as I'm concerned, Biden already won.

*"In What Respect, Charlie?"