Not Joe the Not Plumber hopes Palin not running in 2012

By GottaLaff

Not Joe is not hoping for Not Author to not stay out of the 2012 race:

"I hope she doesn't (run) because I think she could do a lot for America outside of office," Wurzelbacher said. "And I think she could rally Americans to get together and make some changes from the grassroots level. I think she could be an incredible rallying point, and I think that's where she could serve America best."

She could do a lot for America outside of America.

"Mainstream media really painted me as a fool," he said. "They did their best to discredit me as a tax cheat, a wife beater, a racist. You know, they said a lot of nasty things about me, and all of them untrue."

I seem to have misjudged the corporate media. There's more accuracy in their reporting than I realized.

Not Joe looks to me to be a future Lou Dobbs voter:

"Do I think McCain was the answer?" he asked. "Absolutely not, especially with the bill he tried to pass with legalizing all the illegal immigrants. He was just pandering to the Hispanic vote, period."

Not Joe is not good with facts... and not inclusive. And that's not American.

VIDEO-- Not Joe the Not Plumber: "Men kissing each other...It's just not something I want around my family"

By GottaLaff



Remember this? What's Not Joe so afraid of? Oh, and his so-called book? That crumpled piece of construction paper covered with sticky macaroni, crayon, glue, and Beanie Weenie stains? Epic fail. Surprise, surprise:

Earlier this month, Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher told Christianity Today that calling gay people “queer” “is not like a slur” because homosexuality is “strange and unusual.” [...] Yesterday, a local ABC affiliate in Toledo, OH asked Wurzelbacher about his comment. [...]

Not seeming to recognize the irony, immediately after making this statement, he then signed a copy of his book.

That last part refers to the very end of the video, which is the first honest thing I've heard him utter.

Joe the Plumber: I would never let gay people ‘anywhere near my children.’

By GottaLaff

I would never let my children anywhere near Not Freaking Joe the Not Freaking Plumber:

Q: In the last month, same-sex marriage has become legal in Iowa and Vermont. What do you think about same-sex marriage at a state level?

JTP: At a state level, it’s up to them. I don’t want it to be a federal thing. I personally still think it’s wrong. People don’t understand the dictionary—it’s called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It’s not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that. You know, God is pretty explicit in what we’re supposed to do—what man and woman are for. Now, at the same time, we’re supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my children. But at the same time, they’re people, and they’re going to do their thing.

I'm taking several long, deep breaths in an effort to calm myself down. I am refraining from using profanity, but want to in the worst way.

Hey Not Joe, you know what you are? Queer. And by that I mean strange and unusual. Unfortunately, the definition of queer doesn't include stupid, mentally defective, and bigoted. Oh, gee, that wasn't a slur, Not Joe. Honest.

How does this lowlife even look in the mirror without gagging? I won't go on. You all know what I'm thinking, because you are all thinking the same thing.

When asked if he had planned to run for public office, Wurzelbacher said he didn’t have any “right now.” “God hasn’t said, ‘Joe, I want you to run.’ I feel more important to just encourage people to get involved, one way or another. If I can inspire some leaders, that would be great. I don’t know if I want to be a leader,” he said.

Add "delusional" to my tirade. And any four-letter words you can think of.

Real plumbers rip Joe the Plumber for shilling against the Employee Free Choice Act

By GottaLaff

First off, Joe (Sam) the un-licensed Not Plumber should not, I repeat, should not, be anyone's role model... ever. But if someone is that desperate, then that someone most likely resembles this person or this... whatever it is.

Next, Worser-bacher, shut the hell up. And finally, shut the hell up about this in particular:

Greg Sargent reports that Joe the Plumber by the anti-labor Americans for Prosperity to do “a series of events throughout Pennsylvania rallying opposition to the Employee Free Choice Act.” Here’s why Americans for Prosperity spokesperson Mary Ellen Burke said Joe was chosen:

“The public loves Joe the Plumber,” the spokesperson, Mary Ellen Burke, claimed to me. “They see him as a role model.”

Asked whether Joe the Plumber had any particular knowledge or expertise about EFCA that might explain the decision to enlist him, Burke said that he was being enlisted to provide a “grassroots perspective” and “the working perspective” on the measure.

Pressed on whether Joe the Plumber has any particular claim to being a spokesperson on the issue, Burke replied that “he represents the American worker.”

United Association of Journeymen and Apprentices of the Plumbing and Pipe Fitting Industry (UA) political and legislative director Rick Terven:

“Real plumbers want and need the Employee Free Choice Act as a way to empower themselves to join a union, without fear of intimidation or losing their jobs. Joe the Plumber doesn’t speak for real plumbers.”

Joe the Fraud speaks? I recall a few grunts and even some feeble attempts at political grandstanding, but actual intelligible speech? Uh-uh.

Joe the Not-Plumber claims he was on Obama's enemies list

By GottaLaff

Awww, poor Joe Sam the Plumber Nutcase. Everyone reach for a Kleenex on 3. Ready? One. Two. Three:

Judicial Watch formally filed a federal civil rights law suit on behalf of Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, Joe the Plumber today. It alleges that "officials of the State of Ohio violated Mr. Wurzelbacher's constitutional rights by illegally accessing confidential information from its official databases," per Thomas Fitton, president of Judicial Watch.

Okay, maybe that has some merit, maybe not. But that's not important now. What is important is this:

"It is our contention that there is an open question whether Joe the Plumber was number one on Obama's enemies list," Fitton said, referring to the alleged White House enemies list including Rush Limbaugh. "We already have evidence that government officials were misusing government resources to, in our view, to try harm our client for speaking out against Mr. Obama."

What?! Why, that's outrageous! Team Obama has... an enemies list? With enemies on it? Like that crazy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and the mass murderer Osama bin Laden, and... a fake plumber?

Fitton said four days after Wurzelbacher's interaction with Obama on Oct. 12, 2008, the three highest ranking employees of the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services at the time held a meeting where they discussed Joe the Plumber. Fitton also said the three Ohio employees, who Fitton said are "believed to have been supporters of Obama's presidential campaign," then instructed agency personel to search confidential databases for information about Wurzelbacher.

Those awful supporters! I bet they were sitting around dissing Sam's wardrobe and... and... choice of scalp-care products. That is like, so Facebook!

Wait, what? The media was in on this, too? Totally talking trash about, like, Sam and stuff? That's it. Media? If this happens one more time, I'm coming over there and confiscating your Blackberries!

"Mainstream media has done their best to discredit everything and anything about me," Wurzelbacher said, telling reporters he can no longer find work as a plumber after this incident. "I'm actually making less than what I made as a plumber. He [Obama] has damaged me in that aspect as well."

Curse you, Prez O! Curse you and your kind! The horrific economy is now affecting Sam's plumberless jobs! And it's all your fault!

Wurzelbacher said allegations of not having a plumbing license is not to blame. Instead, he said, people may like his work but say he overcharged, etc if they do not agree with him politically. Wurzelbacher is now doing some reporting work for Pajamas Media.

I guess becoming an instant celebrity hasn't paid off. Hmm? Whazzat? Sam has a book deal? Man, that is rough!

Fitton said this suit is for all Americans who dare to question an elected official or candidate.

"Anyone watching what happened to Joe the Plumber is going to think twice about asking a question of a presidential candidate in the future," Fitton said.

Yeah! And if anyone knows about asking questions of Prez O, it's Henrietta Hughes. All she got out of it was a hug from the president himself and a place to live. She really ought to give some serious thought to suing him.