PhotOh! Italy's "X-Rated" Wall

By GottaLaff

This came to me via an e-mail from a friend. I have no link, and hope you haven't seen it yet.

Heads up (pun intended):

Apparently they didn't consider the sun when designing this wall...

Anyone want to take a guess where this wall is located?

(Answer below)








St. Peter's Basilica (per the e-mail).

Maybe they needed to read "Bad Baby Names"?

And that's the long and short of it (pun intended, even though it's rather... limp).

AUDIO- Carville: 'Go Measure My Penis and Let Me Get on The Airplane'

By GottaLaff



The Tony Kornheiser Show on ESPN 980 Radio, more at espn980.com

Carville's such a shrinking violet.

Oops. Maybe shrinkage isn't the best word to use in this context.

H/t: T1theinfamous

"George W. Bush's penis has made it to Broadway"

By GottaLaff

There are some visuals I never, ever want inside my tiny little noggin. Here's one now:

As The New York Times reports this morning, former President George W. Bush's penis has made it to Broadway. And it was not demure in saying so.

Yes, this member of the administration has a cameo in the new Will Ferrell tribute, "You're Welcome America," already one of the toughest tickets in town. It appears suddenly in the show, in living color, projected on a big screen, drawing gasps but also a few ahhs. It goes away and then appears again, provoking more shock and awe.

Must've been a small screen.

I assume Broadway got around the penal-- or in this case penile-- code.

Reviewers have often beat around the Bush in describing, or failing to describe, the body part. [...]

Since Will Farrell could not get the real thing his team searched the Web for a possible likeness.

How did that happen? Director Adam McKay tells Playbill.com, "There are plenty of dudes out there who don't mind having their [penis] used in a Broadway show. I'd love to know whose it is. He's putting himself on the line as much as anyone out there."

The idea of using the image of a penis originated one day in rehearsals. McKay and Ferrell recalled Dubya's comment that he had enjoyed being "a free man" before he entered the White House.

"We were joking that now that he was out of office, he could do whatever he wants," McKay told the Times, "and so I said, 'Let's have him show his own penis,' and Ferrell was like, 'O.K.' He is a frat boy, a big party guy, and you could imagine him doing this...."

I'd rather not imagine that, but hey, if it sells tickets, go for it.

One reviewer noted, "There is full frontal male nudity, ostensibly to imply that President Bush is compensating for something."

Understatement.

Get ready... Here comes my "shortcomings" line. Nah, never mind. You've heard it before. I obviously need to bone up on my penis jokes before I really blow it. Although, I have to admit, I'm having a ball thinking of them. But it's harder than I thought... really hard. Maybe I should pour myself a stiff drink.

I'll be heading off now, before I get myself into real trouble. I wouldn't want you guys to give me the shaft.

VIDEO-- Bernard Goldberg on Hannity: Chris Matthews is a "hooker putting out for Obama"

By GottaLaff

Pot, kettle, black, blech!

But of course, Hannity et al. never used Fox Noise as a porn site for all things Bush (pun intended). Sparing the rod was never one of their shortcomings (both puns intended). All this cockiness (pun intended) is particularly unflattering in light of Hannity's usual comings and goings (pun intended). I don't mean to be too hard on him (pun... you know)-- okay, yes I do-- but what a dick (you know the drill... Bada bing! Double pun intended).