By GottaLaff
Great. Now Obama's indoctrinating seniors! Who's next, infants? Thirtysomethings?
Somebody stop him! He's out of control!!U.S. President Barack Obama announced new measures on Saturday to encourage Americans to save more money for retirement, a move the White House said would put the economy on a stronger footing in the future.
Why? Why is he encouraging them to do that?? Because he wants...to... take... their...
money? Tax their hard-earned savings??
What next?? Encouraging them to use that money for...
planning their own deaths???
Obama, in his weekly radio and Internet address, said the government would enact rules making it easier for small businesses to let workers automatically enroll in Individual Retirement Accounts (IRAs) and 401(k) retirement plans.
Not...so...fast there, Barry Hussein. What does "IRA" really stand for? "Individual Resting-place Accounts"? Hmmm?
And what is the symbolism behind the number "401"? Is that code for the number of suicides per week Barry Hussein will order? Aha! So now there's a
Death Quota??
Quick! Freedom Watch! Fund a new tea party for... for... Retirers! Um, no.. Suiciders! Nah... needs to be snappier. IRAers! Still thinking... Quota-ers!
Payments for unused vacation time and sick leave could be converted into retirement savings under the new measures and Americans would be able to have tax refunds directly deposited into their retirement accounts or used to buy savings bonds.
"Sick leave"?? More like.... "Death leave"! And those "tax refunds"? We all know those will be deposited into.... ::dun dun dun-n-n:: Death Accounts or used to buy Death Bonds!
The measures do not require congressional approval and most will take effect immediately.
No congressional approval required? We all know what that really means: Dictatorship!!
