By GottaLaff
Dickless McHeartStent says thanks but no thanks to a run in 2012. He must have super duper double ultra secret inside information that he'd never survive the stress of a campaign that would rip him to shreds.
Why, he could drop dead smack dab in the middle of a rally and he knows it. Smart man, that little Dick.
So as it stands now, "Draft Dick Cheney 2012" will be rendered
as impotent that their choice of candidates:
"Why would I want to do that?" [Cheney] replied. "It's been a hell of a tour. I've loved it. I have no aspirations for further office," Cheney said in an interview with Politico. [...]
As for a potential White House bid by Sarah Palin, the former Alaska governor and last year's GOP vice presidential nominee, Cheney said he likes her personally, calling her "charming [and] engaging."
"She's got as much right to be out there as anybody else. Will she be a candidate at some point? How would she do as a candidate? Those are all questions that only time will tell," Cheney said.
Yeah, yeah, Palin, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Meantime, let me take this opportunity to fill you in on why Thom Hartmann and Chris Matthews refer to Dickless as "Chee-nee".
They've explained that Cheney himself pronounces his name that way, and derives some sort of perverse pleasure from hearing others pronounce it "Chay-nee". So, Hartmann and Matthews prefer to deprive him of those small, but apparently precious, moments of delight and glee-itude via the Chee-nee articulation.
Simple as that.