By GottaLaff
Senate Finance Chair Max Baucus (D-Mont.) wasn't really having an affair with his former State Director Melodee Hanes, see. And we believe him, because
what possible reason would he have to mislead anyone?“Mel and I have a wonderful relationship. We are living together and enjoying spending time with each other and our families. I'm as happy as I've ever been. Mel and I were both separated from our former spouses when we got together. It wasn't an ‘affair.’ As we grew closer and things progressed, we knew it was time to begin the process of Mel transitioning out of my Senate office” [...]
Baucus also didn't really nominate "Mel" for U.S. attorney in Montana.
“As a highly qualified prosecutor who tried more than 100 jury trials and as a former law professor, Mel would have been an excellent U.S. Attorney for Montana. [...] I for one did not want her relationship with me to disqualify her from applying for the position. I appointed an independent, third-party reviewer and established an open and fair process that resulted in 3 names being sent, unranked, to the White House for consideration,” Baucus said in the statement.
So they thought the better of it, you see, and Mel withdrew her name.
And then they lived together.
And then Mel applied for the DoJ job all by her lonesome. And lo and behold, she got it.
So the not-affair not-affected and not-led to the not-job that she got on her own.
Not-clear?