Atheist Barbie

By GottaLaff

Paddy linked to this in her daily linky post, but I had to single it out. It deserves its own spot.

Via BoingBoing:


I'm not a believer, but I do wear pants. Well, most of the time. As for eating babies, I much prefer them for dinner. Gay French Muslim ones.

Or maybe they'll come out with a fully naked gay French Muslim Jewish socialist abortion-loving fascist Commie Kenyan community organizing judicial activist Barbie.

The perfect gift for the progressive radical black dictator who has everything.

Which Fox "Attractive Blonde Lady" does this Barbie doll remind you of?

By GottaLaff

Remember this Saturday Night Live sketch?

Those ClusterFox news models show up all over Fixed Noise, and now you can take one home with you!


Meet Barbie the News Anchor:


But poor Barbie needs a real identity. "Attractive Blonde Lady" Barbie surely must remind you of a particular Faux personality.

So have at it in Comments. Which Foxerette does this doll most resemble?

I don't watch ClusterFox, so I got nothin'.

H/t: Greg2812

Burqa Barbie

By GottaLaff

Presenting the new 2009 newly emancipated Feminist Barbie! Oh, wait:

[T]he doll will don a burqa for a charity auction. [...]

Over 500 dolls were displayed in Florence, Italy, as part of the celebrations of Barbie's 50th anniversary this year.

Mattel is all for this. Happy 50th!

H/t: Babzter

Photo Phun: Teen Pregnancy Barbie

By GottaLaff

Can Teen Pregnancy Bristol be far behind?

(enlarged-- no pun-- image here)

H/t: Rose