By GottaLaff

Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, tells TIME he's so outraged by GOP overspending, he's quitting the party — and he's the bull's-eye of its target audience.My stars, who next? Arlen Spec-- oh. Um. Anyway, that's some proclamation by Monsieur le Not Joe.
Current membership of the Rushpublic party:
Hang on, wait a sec. What's that I'm hearing through my non-existent earpiece? There's a "but"?
But he also said he wouldn't support any cuts in defense, Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid — which, along with debt payments, would put more than two-thirds of the budget off limits.Psyche! Not Joe made a Not Proclamation! What a Not Surprise.