White House Correspondents Dinner: Psyche! Sykes!

By GottaLaff

Some memorable Wanda Sykes moments (some paraphrased):

"Maybe Rush was 20th hijacker, so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight... Too much?"

"McCain gave you grief about new helicopter. If you ask your wife nicely, Mr. McCain, she'll BUY you a new helicopter"

Re: Michelle Obama giving Queen iPod..."What're you gonna give the Pope, a Bluetooth? Give the Queen TEXAS"

Re: Michelle's bare arms... "Some of the previous 1st ladies needed sleeves... ponchos."

Re: Palin. "She pulled out [of the dinner] at the last minute. Someone should tell her, that's not how you practice abstinence"

"They never catch you [Obama] smoking, but they always catch you with your shirt off"

Sidebar: Ok, I really didn't need to see Greenspan fondling Andrea Mitchell's bare shoulder.

UPDATE, Tweet from Meghan McCain:

Omfg, wanda sykes just made a joke about obamas nipples...