Miss California Gets Phone Call From Sarah Palin

By GottaLaff

I can just picture the call now:

Miss CA: Hi, Sarah? Omg! It's me! Carrie!

Sarah: I was just sayin' to Todd how much I enjoyed your message toutin' Opposite Marriage, Carrie, also too you know moreover I'm thinkin' and how.

Miss CA: Me too! ... Wait. ... What?

Sarah: Opposin' gay marriage is a super message, don'tcha know too also moreover you betcha and how. But ya might wanna do something about that whole nude picture thing, ya know furthermore likewise boyoboyhowdy.

Miss CA: Can we, like, just text next time, Sarah? 'K? 'K. 'K? 'K, gotta go. I can't understand a word you're sayeeeng. By the way, may I just say that I'm oddly attracted to you?

Prejean's father William Prejean told E! that the Gov called his daughter to offer up her support, albeit before controversial topless photographs of his daughter went online.

"She called her directly to offer support," says the 58-year-old William Prejean.

Unfortunately he had no details on the conversation and no word what Palin thinks now after the photos.

Sarah: Oohhh, say it ain't so, Carrie, I'm married. But that's real mavericky of ya. On second thought, gosh darn it, why the heck not? But don'tcha go tellin' Todd. He still thinks I'm straight.

Miss CA: Are you free for dinner any time soon?

Sarah: Tell ya what. I'll check and get right back to ya.