Oh Em Gee, Laura Bush "totally forgot" to watch President Obama's address!

By GottaLaff

A former First Lady, who is married to a former president who gave several State of the Union Addresses that the former first lady attended, forgot. To watch. The present president's. SOTUish Address:

Despite the lack of newspaper delivery at their new home, the former first lady said they are keeping up with the news back in the nation's capital but they certainly are not operating on Washington's clock.

In fact, Mrs. Bush said she did not watch President Obama's address to Congress on Tuesday night because she "totally forgot about it."

"The next day I thought it was so ironic that for eight years I would be a nervous wreck before the State of the Union, and for days before, as George would be preparing his speech, worried about it and thinking about what was going to be in the speech. And this time it came and went and I didn't even think about it."

Way to be a role model, Pickles. The epitome of patriotism. Or dementia. I can't decide which.