By GottaLaff
I've been following a series of posts by The Mudflats, a super duper Alaskan blog. Here is their version of the Twelve (well, 11 so far) Days of Christmas. Grandma Also gets the full treatment, and really, who deserves it more than one of Keith Olbermann's Favorite People of 2008? Tomorrow the final installment will be posted:
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My new Gov gave to me:

Eleven moose a-stewing,

Ten witness tamp’rings,

Nine alsos, also.

Eight Russians creeping,

Seven bears a-swimming,

Six turkeys draining,
Five different colleges!
Four banned books
Three french pranks
Two shopping sprees,
And a pit bull for V.P.
Sure to be a new classic.