By GottaLaff
Oooo, Barack Obama hates the Jewish people. They'll never vote for him, because he's a Muslim terrorist who wants them all dead!
But wait! Now Obama's pallin' around with Jews?
Mazel tov, Rahm, you converted the President-Elect:Remember when it was reported that President-elect Barack Obama had a problem with the Jewish vote?
That is no more.
In one of President-elect Barack Obama’s first Presidential decisions since Election Day he selected Representative Rahm Emanuel to be his Chief of Staff. We all know that Emanuel has “has a proven commitment to Israel’s security and served as civilian volunteer on an Israeli military base during the Persian Gulf War of 1991.” We also know that Emanuel’s “aggressive, pragmatic style of politics” makes him the perfect selection to be Obama’s Chief of Staff.
But could have Emanuel’s selection had something to do with his first name - Rahm?
In Hebrew, Rahm (רעם)* means “thunder” and Barack (ברק) means “lightning.”
“If you are near...lightning you’ll hear thunder as one sharp crack”
Thunder & Lightning = Change that can get it done
*Point of clarification: Ra’am- spelled reish, ayin, mem - means thunder, but it depends on how he spells his name. If he spells his name reish, mem, then it may mean something different (like “high, lofty, or loud") - and it looks like he may. (Thanks for the heads up Nava!)
Wait... now Rahm means "high"? Oh no, Obama hired a druggy! A Jewish druggy! A loud, lofty, high guy!
So what does loud Rahm get high on, Manischewitz?