America disagrees with Andy Card: Casual attire A-OK in the White House

By GottaLaff

Paddy and I posted about this several times. Now America is chiming in:

Obama Senior Adviser David Axelrod hit back at Card recently, saying that “[w]e’re wearing short sleeves because we have to roll up our sleeves and clean up the mess that we inherited.” According to a new Fox News poll, 68 percent of Americans agree with Obama and Axelrod:

But when Obama decided to ditch the suit coat in the Oval Office some people took offense, such as former White House Chief of Staff Andy Card who said there should be a “dress code of respect” in the White House. The public is a little more button-downed about it: 68 percent are okay with a more “relaxed and casual” dress code, while 26 percent think a coat and tie should be required in the Oval Office.

I don't feel like hunting down the links (okay, just one), but isn't 26% around the same percentage of people who still support Bush, who still support Congressional Republicans, and still support the people who support those people?

More proof of hypocrisy for "Precious" Andy Card to deny

By GottaLaff

Andy, Andy, dainty little "Precious" Andy, looky what one of our Commenters found:

H/t: Pigboy

Andy Card is a liar, Part Deux

This has been bugging the heck out of me, and now I can rest. Bite me Card. via HuffPo More here.

Andy Card Is A Liar And So Is The New York Times

You know, you really have to wonder about the mentality of people who make shit up just for the sake of making shit up. The NYT started out parrotting the (now) zombie meme that jackets and ties were always required to even step into the Oval Office (refuted pictorially above) and now Andy Card (that would be him all the way to the right in the picture) is chastising Obama**-

“The Oval Office symbolizes…the Constitution, the hopes and dreams, and I’m going to say democracy. And when you have a dress code in the Supreme Court and a dress code on the floor of the Senate, floor of the House, I think it’s appropriate to have an expectation that there will be a dress code that respects the office of the President.”

Mr. Card went on to add that, while he would not criticize Mr. Obama for his appearance, “I do expect him to send the message that people who are going to be in the Oval Office should treat the office with the respect that it has earned over history.”

Well, F you Andy and all your war mongering buddies who literally took the constitution and wiped your white ass privileged asses with it. You're a liar.

**On fracking Inside Edition no less
*** h/t to Americablog and reader who found the pic. Wonder if there are any other pics floating out there?

UPDATE- Bite me Andy. More here.

Bush is a saint

By GottaLaff

I'm watching Larry King Live right now, and the panel consists of Dana Perino, Ari Fleischer, Josh Bolten, and Andy Card. Gosharootie, they're polite, conscientious, and respectful. And they smile as if they mean it. They're the bestest!

Why, had it not been for these fine, unimpeachable* standard-bearers of Republican values, I might have continued to believe that Bush is a despicable, lying, cowardly, drunken, imbecilic, shallow, murderous, delusional, sadistic piece of excrement.

But after soaking in the lavish praise and reverence of this lustrous team of devotees, and even learning that Bush is someone who "never stifles debate", I'll have to do some serious rethinking. How could I have been so wrong?

*Literally.