Fictionary

By GottaLaff

It's daffynition time! Let's drag Mr. Fictionary out and see what we can find:

Bipartisan Negotiations: An exercise in which the Party of No badmouths Democrats until they cave.

Immigration Reform: Arizona's justification for racial profiling.

People of Color: Arizona's justification for racial profiling.

Tuesday: Arizona's justification for racial profiling.

All Other Days Ending in "Y": Arizona's justification for racial profiling.

President Obama: Arizona's justification for racial profiling.

Confirmation Process: An exercise in which the GOP badmouths Democrats until they cave.

Tea Partiers: Idiosyncratic older white people who indulge in outlandish costuming and peculiar hats. See also: Death threats, racial epithets, crayons, illiteracy, public humiliation, former SNL dingbats, faux rap, and lethal weapons. See also: Tea Baggers, Tea Tantrumers.

Press Conference: An exercise in which the GOP badmouths Democrats until they cave.

Hat-itude: See, "Tea Partiers".

Hate-itude: See, "Tea Partiers". See also, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Michele Bachmann.

Political Campaigns: An exercise in which the GOP badmouths Democrats until they cave.

Maybe "fiction" is too strong a word....