Rick Perry ahead in Texas elections

By GottaLaff

Governor GOP - Primary

237 of 8,236 precincts - 3 percent

• Rick Perry (i) 106,145 - 52 percent
• Kay Bailey Hutchison 61,357 - 30 percent
• Debra Medina 35,268 - 17 percent

It was reported more than once that Kay Bailey Hutchison was a goner. "Throw in the towel" were the words being bandied about.

Now ClapTrap McLenoGuest can bask in more ClusterFox schlock and awe over her obvious hypnotic effect over Texas voters.

How'd she know he'd win? Someone read her palm?