Obama Summons "Problem Children" to White House to Talk Health Care

By GottaLaff
Oooo, somebody's in trou-ble! President Obama is summoning some very, very naughty Democrats to the White House. They're the ones who have been stubborn about accepting his health care proposal because it doesn't include a public option.

Now that's the kind of bratty I can appreciate.

Congressional Progressive Caucus Co-Chairs Raúl Grijalva (Ariz.) and Lynn Woolsey (Calif.); Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus Chairman Mike Honda (Calif.); Congressional Black Caucus Chairwoman Barbara Lee (Calif.); Congressional Hispanic Caucus Chairwoman Nydia Velázquez (N.Y.); Reps. Dennis Kucinich (Ohio), Lucille Roybal-Allard (Calif.) and Jan Schakowsky (Ill.); and Dels. Madeleine Bordallo (Guam) and Donna Christensen (Virgin Islands)... be good or you'll be grounded!

The Dems who don't think he's done enough about the price of the plan are Reps. Jason Altmire (Pa.), Melissa Bean (Ill.), Lois Capps (Calif.), Joe Crowley (N.Y.), Ron Kind (Wis.), Allyson Schwartz (Pa.) and Adam Smith (Wash.). They will also be given a talking-to.

Prez O sure has a lot of kids.