Military to Review Sodomy Ban

By GottaLaff

That months-long review on Don't Ask Don't Tell? It extends to rules on sodomy and oral sex:

The Pentagon's chief legal counsel said a nine-month study on gays in the military will likely review rules for troops on sodomy and oral sex.

The Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibits sodomy and oral sex, even among consenting adults and married couples.

No wonder this is taking a year. I'm sure the Pentagon feels that some things just need a whole lot of scrutiny... a slow, long, extended, penetrating examination of... the facts.

It's important to be thorough.