Palin pitching TV show

By GottaLaff

Pitchy McClueless, who belongs in UNreality Tee Vee, is pitching a documentary. This could be a first! And by that I mean, the first time she approaches anything near the truth:

While Palin and famed reality TV producer Mark Burnett are in New York and Los Angeles this week meeting with six networks about a new series - a story first reported Wednesday by Entertainment Weekly - the source emphasized that the show would be a "Planet Earth-style" documentary about Alaska.

Palin, the 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee, will likely be featured in the show, the source said. But the source added that "it's not going to be focused on her family, or in her house, or in Wasilla.

Good move. Especially because her house(s) don't exactly help her credibility issues.

"She is just going to use her name to help produce and promote the show," said the source, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. [...]

"This is not 'The Osbournes Go North'," said the source, referencing the MTV reality show that featured rock singer Ozzy Osbourne's family. "This is not a reality show based on the Palins."

How clever that they're going out of their way to convince us that Pitchy and her family are not-- repeat, not-- the focus of the show.

A memo must have gone out to avoid them at all costs.