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Military to Review Sodomy Ban

By GottaLaff

That months-long review on Don't Ask Don't Tell? It extends to rules on sodomy and oral sex:

The Pentagon's chief legal counsel said a nine-month study on gays in the military will likely review rules for troops on sodomy and oral sex.

The Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibits sodomy and oral sex, even among consenting adults and married couples.

No wonder this is taking a year. I'm sure the Pentagon feels that some things just need a whole lot of scrutiny... a slow, long, extended, penetrating examination of... the facts.

It's important to be thorough.

VIDEO- Obama: 'Insulation is sexy'. Rachel: 'Infrastructure is sexy'. Is it hot in here?

By GottaLaff



Hey, nothing new here! Rachel Maddow thinks "infrastructure" is sexy. I feel a trend coming on...

Ex-Veco boss Bill Allen's alleged sex-for-gifts with underage girls

By GottaLaff

Bill Allen

I came across this by accident, just scrolling through sites. Why hasn't this been given more attention?

Anchorage resident Lisa Moore says she traded sex with then-Veco boss Bill Allen in 1996 for an apartment, money and jewelry. He was 59; she was 19.

She also says she introduced him to a 15-year-old girl who became his sex partner.

But the next year, an ex-boyfriend of Moore's got into legal trouble and threatened to blow the whistle on Allen's relationship with Moore and other teens, including the 15-year-old, Moore said, triggering a string of alleged cover-ups that now threaten to undermine the Alaska political corruption investigation.

Excuse me?

But long before the authorities got involved, Allen reportedly went to great lengths to keep his sexual activities secret. When Moore told Allen she expected to be called as a witness at her ex-boyfriend's trial and forced to reveal Allen's seamy and possibly criminal private life, Allen immediately sent her, her brother and her fiance on the lam to California to prevent her from being subpoenaed, Moore told an Anchorage police detective and elaborated in recent interviews with the Daily News.

That trip, characterized as a "potential obstruction of justice" when first made public in a federal court filing last month, are among the issues cited by former state House Speaker Pete Kott in his effort to throw out his conviction on corruption charges [...]

Allen has told FBI agents he never asked anyone to lie under oath or tried to hide witnesses to avoid subpoenas. [...]

Allen, after pleading guilty in 2007 to bribery and other corruption charges, was also the key witness in the trials of former state Rep. Vic Kohring and U.S. Sen. Ted Stevens. [...]

Defense attorneys in the corruption cases weren't allowed to raise the issue of Allen's sexual conduct. [...]

But the new material raises questions about how far Allen would go to protect himself. If Allen schemed to prevent a witness from testifying about his sexual conduct or tried to get two witnesses to lie under oath, that could give defense attorneys new ammunition to attack his credibility.

Allen was sentenced to three years in prison for bribery.

What a catch. Between his nefarious activities and the head shot above, who could resist hooking up with a guy like Bill Allen?

There is a whole lot more here.

The fun never ends.

Evangelist Alamo sentenced to 175 years on sex charges

By GottaLaff

Occasionally, real justice is done:

Evangelist Tony Alamo is likely to spend the rest of his life in prison after an Arkansas judge sentenced him to 175 years in prison Friday on charges that included taking minors across state lines for sex, according to prosecutors.

Who is this Tony Alamo they speak of, you ask?

Tony Alamo (born Bernie LaZar Hoffman on September 20, 1934^[1][2]) is an American preacher, singer, entrepreneur, religious evangelist, and convicted child sex offender. He and his late wife Susan are best known as the founders of a nominally Christian organization currently known as Tony Alamo Christian Ministries. [...]

On July 24, 2009 Alamo was convicted in the Federal District Court for the Western District of Arkansas, sitting in Texarkana, Arkansas, on 10 counts of Interstate Transportation of Minors for Illegal Sexual Purposes, Rape, Sexual Assault and Contributing to the Delinquency of Minors.

Good riddance.

Australian Sex Party could be an ass-et

By GottaLaff

Hey Aussies, is that a new party, or are you just happy to see me?

[T]he Australian Sex Party obtain[ed] approval from the Australian Electoral Commission for registration as a political party.

I hope the ASP is up on all the laws and penile, er, penal codes and stuff.

The commission, which announced the registration on its website, said it had received several objections.

Sure, but I think we're all adult enough to realize that no really means yes.

The party's convenor and likely future candidate Fiona Patten:

"One of the reasons for establishing the party was to provide a positive platform for sexual issues amongst the negative notions of sex that most politicians and political parties have..."

"The fact that the AEC spent so much time considering the word `sex' further exhibits our need for honest and open discussion about sexual matters - be they censorship, education, health or discrimination ones."

Don't forget infantile double entendres. There needs to be a wider acceptance of those, too.

H/t: Ellen

Quote-O'-The Day: Republicans have sex? edition

By GottaLaff

Rushpublics have sex?

"We'll assume that most of the candidates who ran in 2008 will run again. It's like sex -- once you do it, it's pretty hard to stop."

-- Former Bush media strategist Mark McKinnon handicapping the 2012 Republican presidential field for the Daily Beast.

VIDEO-- 'Outrage' outtakes: Who has better sex? Democrats or Republicans?

By GottaLaff

Thank you Pam, for this gem:

B-Roll Footage from the Movie Outrage where popular journalist and political figures discuss who has better sex "Democrats or Republicans". Their answers will surprise you. The movie is out in select cities now.

I previously posted the "Outrage" trailer and background here.

Featured in this clip: Andrew Sullivan, author Rob Morris, Patrick Guerriero (former head of the LCR), Dan Gurley (former national field director of the RNC), friend of the Blend David Phillips (of Larry Craig encounter infamy), Mike Rogers and John Byrne (editor, Raw Story). [...]

Sully: "I've rarely been to a more sexually charged -- gay sexually charged -- environment than a Republican Convention."

Mike Rogers: "Republicans are more happy with their sex lives when you survey them...but they have low expectations."

Repressed-icans.