From the Department of Feigned Shock:ConocoPhillips announced Tuesday that it is abandoning the U.S. Climate Action Partnership, a major coalition of corporations and environmental groups that’s pushing Congress to approve cap-and-trade legislation.
ConocoPhillips, the country’s third-largest oil company, said that the major House and Senate climate change bills would harm oil companies.
Here's the feigned shock: What?! Oh no!
Poor Big Oil. They're being harmed. We aren't, of course. Just them.
That was today's Quickie. I hope you'll still respect me in the morning.
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