By GottaLaff

"It's like Tiger Woods' wife, we should take a nine iron to the back windshield of big government spending and smash it out."
-- Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty (R), quoted by Minnesota Public radio, speaking at the CPAC conference.
Had Timmy just waited, he'd have learned that he should be speaking in hushed, reverent tones about the Woods affair(s).
And how tasteful of him to politicize that scandal to make his party look like they might actually have a plan or something.
Not to mention the emphasis on violence.
Not to mention the hypocrisy, considering the number of scandals members of his own party have recently been involved in.
Not to mention he's just wrong.