Tom DeLay Injured While Rehearsing for Dancing with the Stars

By GottaLaff

This'll teach him to drink and dance less than a week before the show. Looks like Dancing With the Felons will have to provide him with another brace:

The Texas politician, who was injured during a rehearsal with pro dance partner Cheryl Burke, posted a message to Twitter Tuesday that reads, “Old age is catching up to me. May have a stress fracture in my foot. No worries, it’ll take more than that to keep me off the dance floor.”

What next, "Crawling With the Stars"? "Limping With the Stars"? "Death Panels With the Stars"?

Doctors will determine if he can continue on the show, which kicks off Monday, Sept. 21 on ABC.

In an update Tuesday afternoon, the former Congressman tweeted, “No stress fracture. It’s a pre-stress fracture. I live for another day.”

If that's anything like a pre-existing condition, he's in deep doodoo. Hic!

H/t: phive0phor