Now if Palin could only learn to speak...

By GottaLaff

The media is at faulthood therefore who says ethics lapses aren't you know also too Death Panels moreover it's all about me don'tcha know in fact you betcha in any case I think so and how:

If you're looking for a speaker for an event, Sarah Palin has officially signed on with the Washington Speaker's Bureau.

"Known for the meteoric rise that captured the hearts and minds of a global audience, Sarah Palin is a groundbreaker who speaks on her vision for energy independence, national security, fiscal responsibility, health care and small government."

Her new gig should provide laughs galore and new lingual contortions about which to snark. Also.