Can't get the video to work, so you get the script version. As I remember, #2 got a huge laugh.
10 She's already completed her 2012 presidential concession speech
9 Her husband Todd is a person of interest in dozens of unsolved snowmobile hit-and-runs
8 State troopers have been instructed to taser Katie Couric on sight
7 "Memoir" is misspelled
6 Not only can she see Russia, earlier today she saw the astronauts working on Hubble
5 The entire thing, plagiarized word-for-word from Artie Lange's "Too Fat To Fish"
4 Cover shows her in a passionate embrace with a shirtless Fabio
3 Sworn in as Governor with her left hand on a copy of "Guns & Ammo" magazine
2 Claims she had three-way sex with Michael Phelps and a stripper
1 She voted for Obama
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