By GottaLaff
If she writes like she talks, there will be at least 3 volumes worth of garbled toos and alsos... if she writes at all, that is.
Now for the fun part. Guess who her publisher is. Go ahead, guess:
Sarah Palin, Alaska's governor and last year's Republican vice-presidential candidate, has signed a deal to write her memoirs with publisher HarperCollins, the Anchorage Daily News reported on Tuesday.Palin, who was Senator John McCain's running mate in their losing 2008 election campaign, did not disclose how much she would be paid by the publisher, which is owned by Rupert Murdoch's News Corp.
Poor Pitiful Palin, she just wants to set the record straight. If only ::sniffle:: 
the big bad pwess hadn't ::sniffle, snuffle:: 
tweated her so ::waaaah!:: 
badly, she wouldn't have to ::booohoooo!:: 
go to all this stoopit twouble:
"There have been so many things written and said through mainstream media that have not been accurate, and it will be nice through an unfiltered forum to get to speak truthfully about who we are and what we stand for and what Alaska is all about," Palin said in an interview published on the newspaper's website.
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