Red State: Jesus Would Have Approved Waterboarding

By GottaLaff

Red State sure has that whole compassion thing going for them, don't they? :

More pearls of wisdom from that bastion of politicized Christianist exceptionalism:

It’s likely even Jesus would have OK’d water boarding if it would have saved his Mom. He would’ve done the same to save his Dad, or any one of His disciples. For that matter, He even died to save all humans.

It’s obvious He would not be happy with those who voted for the candidate who kills because it’s above his “pay grade” to know if they’re alive. Checking the Commandments, killing innocents is against the 5th. Because pro-aborts don’t know for sure life does not exist at conception, they are still willing to risk that it’s not killing.

(h/t John Cole)

There's that tortured logic again (pun intended). Does convolution come naturally to these people, or is it learned? And if it is learned, how does one go about studying it? In books? Home schooling? In the Church of Our Lady of Sick and Twisted Rushpublics?

So, Jesus wouldn't be cool with killing babies in the womb but he'd be fine with torturing people? Yep, nothing says "Christ's love" like strapping a guy to a bench and drowning him to extract information.

Amen.