Friday, May 29, 2009

Carl Levin: Cheney's CIA document claims a lie

By GottaLaff

Levin to the Nation of Dick: You are a big fat sucky irrelevant liar:
Sen. Carl Levin, chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, told a Washington audience this week that claims by former Vice President Dick Cheney that classified CIA memos showed that enhanced interrogation techniques like waterboarding worked were lies.

Levin, speaking at the Foreign Policy Association's annual dinner on Wednesday, said an investigation by his committee into detainee abuse charges over the use of the techniques — now deemed torture by the Obama administration — "gives the lie to Mr. Cheney's claims."

The Michigan Democrat told the crowd that the two CIA documents that Cheney wants released "say nothing about numbers of lives saved, nor do the documents connect acquisition of valuable intelligence to the use of abusive techniques."

"I hope that the documents are declassified, so that people can judge for themselves what is fact, and what is fiction," he added.

All that's missing is a fervent wish to prosecute the big fat sucky irrelevant liar. Someone please make that wish come true. Please? Pretty please? With sugary declassified documents on top?

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