Arlen Specter's ass-ets

By GottaLaff

What a kick in the, well, you know:

In an interview wtih Details, Sen. Arlen Specter (D-PA) offers a couple lessons taught to him long ago by a Philadelphia lawyer:

"Never let your face show how hard your ass is being kicked."

"The higher the monkey climbs the flagpole, the more his ass is visible."