Want phone sex? Dial 1-800-Hillary

By GottaLaff

I once had magician Doug Henning's old phone number. Don't ask. But this is so-o-o much better:

Journalists who dialed in to a White House conference call Thursday hoping for a media-friendly reception got a far friendlier response than they were counting on.

Instead of hearing Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and National Security Advisor Jim Jones on the other end laying out foreign policy and security threats, reporters were greeted by a recording on a phone sex line.

"Do you have any hidden desires? If you feel like getting nasty, then you came to the right place," said a suggestive-sounding woman.

So that's what those 3 a.m. calls were all about.

The White House says an aide merely mistyped the 800-dial in number — a mistake not likely to happen again.

There will be a whole lot of disappointed heads of state... no pun.