President Obama gets super-secure Blackberry

By GottaLaff

Because this is so much more important than all those superficial little torture stories:

U.S. President Barack Obama will soon be receiving his long-sought, super-secure BlackBerry, sources told The Washington Times.

Long-sought. Who knew a Blackberry could be long-sought? In demand? Sure. Popular? No doubt. But long-sought? I'm dumbfounded.

Obama had been forced to give up his beloved but insufficiently secured BlackBerry after his inauguration and in the interim has been made to attach it to a cumbersome handheld device known as a Sectera Edge, supplied by the National Security Agency, the newspaper reported Thursday.

Omg, not the dreaded Sectera Edge! You can bet your bottom dollar that the Sectera Edge is not long-sought, believe you me. No way. No how. Not even close.

However, sources told the Times a sleek and ultra-secure new BlackBerry is on its way to Obama, who could be using it within a few months. The Times said it will use a software called SecureVoice, developed by Genesis Key Inc. of Washington.

Blackberry Anonymous just lost a valued participant. Prez O is hopelessly addicted. Let us pray.