Frangela says they're available to be my loofah

By GottaLaff

Forgive me, for I have sinned. I am here to rectify an egregious error. I am here, with hat in hand, tongue in cheek, to apologize to Frangela [the adorably hilarious comedy duo, Frances Callier and Angela V. Shelton, both of The Second City, who have a political talk show on progressive radio out here in California] for suggesting that they may have MySpaced me with what I called a computer generated message.

You see, I just couldn't grasp that two such funny, talented comic artists could have paid me the compliments that they did without some fancy schmancy showbiz hocus pocus behind it. I'm a fool. And I have wronged my new bffs. I deserve to be waterboarded.. which isn't torture, and is very effective.

I am truly humbled. I am groveling at the feet of the two kindest, most generous women on the Radio Machine, who have somehow found it in their conjoined hearts to correct my evil ways. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you their most recent MySpace response:

Okay,
you rock!
You are so much better than our publicist!
dude!
What can we write that will solve this concern about
these messages being computer generated . . .
because you are right,
any computer program would come to the conclusion that
you are brilliant too . . .
so let's see . . .
okay how about -
we are available to be your loofah,
intelectually, emotionally or in any way that gets you clean and fresh!
We are your fans GottaLaff!
And we recommend gargling with salt water and rubbing yourself
with rubbing alchol/vodka to get the stench of that Newt (it was Newt right? )twitter off of you!
Ick!
you rock,
angela & frances aka frangela

They were clearly aware of this post. And they are the best thing since Obamicons. I will never doubt them again.