By GottaLaff
Vote for [insert name here]. [Insert name here] is the best candidate ever. Guys 'n' gals, [insert name here] will never let us down. [Insert name here] would never pal around with terrorists, nor would [insert name here] practice socialism, doggone it. Also.If you're going to put the time and energy into supporting a candidate, it might be a good idea to tailor your stump speech to, you know, the guy who's actually running:
Talk about lazy, what a creative, original approach, there, Gov. Diva. Who's your speechwriter, Joe the Replicator?Palin On Washington:
On CHAMBLISS: Too many politicians forgetting why they were sent to Washington. Well, Saxby has not forgotten and he has not forgotten who it is that he is serving. He is serving you, residents of Georgia, and he is serving all of America. He knows we must put government back on your side.
On McCAIN: In Alaska, we went back to basics. We put government back on the side of the people, and John and I will use the same approach to reform Washington in our administration. We will never forget the people who hired us. We will be there to work for you, the good people of America.
Palin On Government Working:
On CHAMBLISS: He knows you do not have to feel you are working for your government, but your government must be working for you.
On McCAIN: John and I…we don’t think you should be working for government; we think government should work for you.
Palin On Independence:
On CHAMBLISS: Saxby has not forgotten why he was sent to Washington. He has stayed true to his principles. Today those principles are needed more than ever. Senator Chambliss, he has such a strong, independent spirit. And that’s another reason I really like him.
On McCAIN: John McCain and I, what we represent is that maverick independent spirit that will not let the self-dealing and excessive partisanship get in the way of what’s right.
Palin On Herds:
On CHAMBLISS: Saxby doesn’t just run with the Washington herd.
On McCAIN: John is his own man. He doesn’t run with the Washington herd.
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3 comments:
Just go away.
Oh dear god, haven't we endured enough? She's such a ditz, I swear.
On the local news here in Upstate SC, they’re covering this like she’s some sort of important person. I don’t understand at all.
When is she going back to Alaska to stay?
Know what, though? She MIGHT just scare the shit out of enough Independents down there to bring them out to the polls. I wonder which way the Independents voted in the general election. I do KNOW that Obama's ground game down there is excellent. And I pray that they very quietly kick their GOTV game into high gear again.
How can we find out how the Independents voted in the general in GA?
Palen has a kindred spirit with Champ...the dude doesn't even know what 'recession' means. I mean he had to quote basic Eco 101 on Fox Sunday to sound remotely informed after that commercial about his stupidity.
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