Holy Crist! It's wedding time!

By GottaLaff

[SCOTT KEELER | Times]

Gov. Charlie Crist and Carole Rome will marry and have a reception in St. Petersburg.

And we thought he was only kidding. Doesn't he realize the election season's just about over and he has nothing to prove any more? I guess he didn't want to waste a good spray tan:

Invitations to Gov. Charlie Crist's upcoming nuptials are in the mail, and the guest list to the Dec. 12 event has become a source of chatter around the state.

The cream and pale pink invitations to Crist and fiancee Carole Rome's ceremony at First United Methodist Church in St. Petersburg began arriving last week.

Nobody seems to know who's invited. Secret guests? That's a new one.

A card enclosed in the invitations reads: "No gifts please, due to Florida law.''

Let's recap: Imaginary friends, imaginary presents... What happens when he wakes up and realizes he has a very real wife?