"Daddy feels God was using [Palin] to wake America up"

By GottaLaff

::Ring! Ring!::

America: Zzzzzzz huh, wuzzat? Someone get the phone. Where's a dedicated patriot when you need one... zzzzzzzz.

::Ring! Ring!::

America: Just 5 more months... Not awake yet... 5 more... Will someone pick it up? I'm still exhausted from 2001-2008, for Dems'sake!

::Ring! Ring!::

America: Okay, okay... geez. Hello? Whoever this is, it better be good....

Palin: Sonowyoubetchahowever ya might wanna open those red, white and blue peepers there, moreoveralsotoo, don'tcha know! Time to watch me on TeeVee and the YouTubes, also! Gotta go! There's a bus waitin'! And I'm due for some more fancy quittin'!

God: Ha! I so punk'd America!

Sarah Palin "took a detour from her book-signing tour Sunday to dine with Billy Graham," the Charlotte Observer reports.

Said son Franklin Graham: "He's followed her career and likes her strong stand on faith. Daddy feels God was using her to wake America up."

America: STFU, Palin. I'm so over you.

UPDATE:

Palin book tour avoids 'Democratic' cities

Never, ever heard of such a thing. I guess they're not part of "Real America".

NEW YORK -- Sarah Palin's book tour is a gift for her base.

No stops are planned in Seattle, San Francisco, Philadelphia, Los Angeles and other major cities and book-buying communities that are standard for authors on the road, but where the voters tend to be Democrats.

Beyond a Nov. 16 television interview with Oprah Winfrey, nothing is scheduled for Chicago. New York will feature media appearances only. Instead, the itinerary for Palin, whose "Going Rogue" comes out Nov. 17, includes Noblesville, Ind.; Washington, Pa.; and Rochester, N.Y.

"She wants to be unconventional. She is unconventional," HarperCollins spokeswoman Tina Andreadis said Wednesday. "She feels like this is where her fans are and Harper feels this is where she'll sell the most books."

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Truly a piece of work. Her book is number one on Amazon. Thanks to FDL for vid.