Chelsea Clinton To Have Jewish Wedding

By GottaLaff

L'chaim!

Chelsea Clinton, daughter of President Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham Clinton will not be having a traditional Christian wedding but are planning a Jewish wedding since her future husband, Marc Mexvinsky is Jewish.

The bride and groom announced their wedding in November and are just now talking openly about the groom’s Jewish religion. Much of the talk that is circulating is coming from Jewish Community Centers who are looking eagerly to having a member of President Bill Clinton’s family join their Community.

Counting down to the anti-Semitic jokes and smears. And 5...4...3...2...

In the meantime, mazel tov!

H/t: 42bkdodgr

Geithner and his Jewish Demon Horns

By GottaLaff



Do I make you horny, baby?

A little back, I wrote a post noticing that there are a lot of Google searches for “is Geithner Jewish?” and similar questions. [...]

First things first: No, Tim Geithner is not Jewish.

Moving on: The original blog post is in the top 10 on Google for the search “geithner jewish” and probably a host of similar searches. And because of this, the post is receiving some traffic for these searches, which gives me a little more data to look at. Here are the top 10 searches containing “geithner” that delivered traffic to this blog this week:

The list, unfortunately, doesn’t reveal much about the intent of the searchers. (with the exception of “geithner creepy jew?” HOLY MOLEY, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried). But when the list starts filling up with “geithner jewish demon horns,” I’ll be sure to let you know.

Yours,

The Google Pollster

"Geithner a creepy jew"?? Questioner a creepy jerk bigot?

What's in a name: The biblical Barak

By GottaLaff

A letter from my morning L.A. Times:

So much has been made out of Barack Obama's Muslim middle name, "Hussein," but little or nothing has been said about his first name. Biblical Israel's famed Deborah, a charismatic woman respected for her wisdom and prophetic gifts, commanded Barak, the nation's military commander.

The name "Barak" was used by Leon Uris in his book "Exodus," about the beginnings of modern Israel. In the movie, the character of Paul Newman's father, played by Lee J. Cobb, was named Barak. Certainly no one, to my knowledge, has yet claimed that Barack Obama is Jewish.

No, because then, that whole Muslim terrorist thing that so many desperate bigots cling to would be null and void. And we couldn't have that, now, could we?