By GottaLaff
No, that doesn't say global warming up there in the title, read it again. The world is warming up to the United States under President Obama's watch. Imagine.
Now that's the kind of global warming we like:
For the first time since the annual poll began in 2005, America's influence in the world is now seen as more positive than negative.
2005. ... ... 2005. Now who was in charge then? I remember! BushCo! Is it me, or did they negatively affect everything they got within inches of?
No, it's not me.
Of course, the Party of No will see this as another component of big scary commie pinko liberal French abortionist fascist Jew Marxist Obama's "Old Europe" evil socialist agenda. How unAmerican of him to get the rest of the world to like us again.
And work with us again.
And cooperate with us again.
And communicate with us again.
And support us again.
What a traitor.
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